Any second now my free trial is going to run out. I am going to disappear, and a premium user is going to take my place. It makes me want to puke. I wonder what they'll be wearing. Skulls split open by baseball caps, skin sloughed off of graphic tees, eyes squeezed into the slits of some shutter shades. One time I watched a guy roll on the ground while an avatar with a 0.1x size modifier crawled out of his chest. It looked like it hurt. Or maybe it'll be one of their pets. I heard they do that now. They lecture you about using storage responsibly because you have too much in your inventory and then the next day they telefrag you with a fucking poodle. Twice the polycount and everything. I can't believe I paid full price for this shit. If I knew they'd go freemium and fuck the early birds I'd at least save up for a backup. But whatever. No use crying over spilled milk. I can see the outline of a Rolex on my wrist. Time to log off.