the wombs contract and spit another failson. pearly whites. big hands for firm handshakes. neckties sutured to the skin. he is the ugliest baby you've ever seen but the photographer wipes away some goo and finds a good angle for the forbes 30 under 30. the midwife prepares an injection of holy water and the pink lump of flesh before you folds his hands in silent prayer. his father is on the phone with god, they went to the same college or something. the infant makes his wish and the earth rumbles. the homeless drown in mashed carrots and milk formula. he laughs and claps his hands. ambrosia. the men on tv take a bite. they grin on screen and spit in the bucket when the lights dim. it's a fad diet. it's normal. it's important. the world's youngest billionaire can't be wrong. he's a billionaire. and maybe if you choke on it you could be like him.